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Ethan White

The Internet’s Favorite Tarot Comedian

Your chaotic psychic best friend. Tarot pop star.
Professional decoder of 3am texts.


Client Favorites 💜

How He/She Feels Email Tarot Reading
from $44.44

🔮 Need some insight into someone’s feelings for you? Then this reading is for you! In this reading, I’ll use tarot to tap into the energy surrounding this person’s feelings toward you. I’ll also pick up on any messages spirit and your ancestors want you to know regarding this person’s feelings and the potential of this connection. 🔮

💫 Delivery Time: 💫
3–5 business days, unless stated otherwise. For faster delivery, please purchase the emergency reading add-on.

One Question Email Audio Tarot Reading *One-Two Day Delivery*
from $22.22

🔮 Need some quick psychic insight? Then this is the reading option for you. This is an affordable option for quick advice on any given situation or topic. I use 5 tarot cards for each question. 🔮

💫 Delivery Time: 💫
1–2 business days

🔗 Delivery Format: 🔗
Sent as an audio recording via email, unless you purchase the private YouTube add-on.

Career Email Tarot Reading
from $44.44

🔮 Need some insight into the career aspect of your life? Well, then this reading package is for you! 🔮

  • In the regular career reading I will use tarot to get into the energy of everything energetically that's surrounding your career life, and I'll give any messages spirit and your ancestors want you to know! In the regular career reading, I pull 3 oracle cards, 6 tarot cards, & also clarifying cartomancy/tarot cards! The audio recording is typically around 15-30 minutes long.

💫 Delivery Time: 💫

  • 3-5 business days for the regular reading

(unless stated otherwise, also to get a sped-up delivery time - purchase the emergency read add-on)

Client Reviews

★★★★★

Tarot Reading Client

"I recently had a card reading session with Ethan, and I was blown away by how accurate and insightful he was. He truly got everything on point, from my current situation to the emotions I've been experiencing. His reading was not only spot-on but also gave me clarity and direction. I highly recommend Ethan for anyone looking for a genuine and impactful card reading experience."

★★★★★

Repeat Client

“Bought another reading right after this one as I loved Ethan's guidance and how friendly and relatable he is. I truly feel like he connected with my energy. He's also really communicative about deadlines, and I was never left waiting or anything like that. Great reader, highly recommend!”

★★★★★

Deluxe Reading Client

“I ordered the Deluxe Reading, and man was the experience DELUXE. Ethan was very thorough in going through the month-by-month breakdown and explaining how things might unfold for the areas of life I was concerned about.

Love his energy, love how much hard work he puts into these. I will likely get another reading!”

I bring the spirits to the yard ✨ (allegedly)

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A young man with dark hair, a mustache, and a light complexion smiling for a selfie against a wooden door.

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Late-night tarot takes, pop culture spirals, chaotic meme drops, collective energy check-ins, celebrity drama, and spiritually questionable internet behavior.

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