Tarot for the chronically curious.

Readings with jokes, accuracy, pop culture references, and enough spiritual side-eye to make the truth less boring.

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Regular Squarespace shop products, styled like little Y2K internet relics.

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Fast, direct, no spiritual foreplay. A clean little card slap from the universe.

$22

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For when the plot is plotting and you need the extended director’s cut.

$55

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For situations that made you whisper “be so serious” at your phone.

$77

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Celebrity timelines, internet lore, and the spirits having opinions.

$44

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Username: Ethan's Tarot
Location: somewhere between comedy and clairvoyance
Current mood: spiritually nosy

I’m Ethan, a tarot reader, psychic medium, and comedian reading the room, the cards, and occasionally the celebrity timeline.

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